Cro Cop: A Bad Man
12/10/06
By: Crawdad Hunter

This man’s mug should be the image that pops up when you type “bad man” into a Google search. Most people who had to choose between fighting Mirko Filipovic, otherwise known as Cro Cop, or getting duct taped to a chair and kicked in the head by a Clydesdale, would take the horse kick to the face any day.

For all of you unfamiliar with Mixed Martial Arts, Cro Cop is one of the most destructive, accurate, powerful fighters on the world stage. This guy has a left high kick that could easily tear your jaw off your face and rattle your brains around like a bouncy ball in a paint shaker. His kick makes Van Damme’s round house look like child’s play. With tree trunks for legs this deadly, former anti-terrorist commando, can deliver a kick to the head that is by far the most accurate and powerful strike in all of mixed martial arts.

Ignoring his killer instinct and sick boxing skills, his opponents know the kick is coming. Even when he is hailing a rain of accurate punches right through their guard they know the kick is coming. When most people rely on a high kick as filler to throw from a distance, Cro Cop uses his kick like a guy with a bazooka in a knife fight. Even if you try and block it he is either going to kick right through your hands or break your arms.

Cro Cop is the most stand out striker in the Mixed Martial Arts world today. If this guy ever makes it to the Ultimate Fighting League, he is going to dominate the competition. Here’s to you Cro Cop for kicking ass Hollywood style, Cewebloid salutes you!