Cewebrities: A list of Profiles

Jennifer Ringler A.K.A. "Jenni Cam": This photogenic cewebrity was able to attract a large collaboration of the voyeuristic internet community by placing a web cam in her dorm room in the mid 90’s. With a constant live feed Jenni was able to attract a large volume of voyeurs who kept in touch with her everyday activities; including sexual behavior, ferret feedings, and tossing in her sleep. Her immense fame allowed her an appearance on David Letterman’s “the Tonight Show,” in 1999. For More Information, click Here.

Ghyslain Raza A.K.A. “Star Wars Kid”: This welebrity gained a mass audience beginning November 4 th, 2002 by enthusiastically twirling a golf ball retriever in imitation of Star War’s Sith Lord Darth Maul. This action pact video was released on Kazzaa filesharing network by Raza’s schoolmate’s when they discovered the tape in his basement. Raza was nearly able to secure a role in George Lucas’s Star Wars: Episode III by virtue of an internet petition of 178’000 fans. Many parodies have attempted repetition of Raza’s Jedi routine, including “the Colbert Report’s” Steven Colbert, but none have reached the viewer ship or expertise of the original Star Wars Kid. For more information, click here.

Lonelygirl15: This up and coming welebrity has attained a mass audience through well crafted You Tube videos of her daily teenage-angst embellished life. Through deep thought video monologues detailing her parental problems, boy-in --life encounters and stuffed monkey dancing routines she has crafted a tremendous contingent of loyal followers. For more information, click here.

Geriatric1927: An unsuspecting web video star, Geriatric1927, or “Peter,” is a 79 year old Englishman who has taken to telling it all on his video blog. From his war stories to his love of motorcycles, Peter has a web 2.0 generation at attention with his venerated truth-told stories. His stardom is still rising in a sky of welebrity constellations with his weekly videos- he is currently the #1 subscribed user on You Tube. If you want more information, click here.

Tila Tequila: This explosively famed welebrity has attained mass web and pop-media stardom primarily through her sexy my space profile (which consequentially has attained a most-in-my-space-history viewership). Furthermore, Tila has so far successfully pursued careers both as a model (featured on cover in April 2006 of “Stuff” Magazine) as well as an aspiring singer/songwriter. For more information, click here.